Dan Wait wait a second, is that why you needed me? Blair may be the person Serena is closest to, but all the main characters love Serena like family. And you know who loves parties? Blair: Course I did. she has quite long monologue about their difference and her background, when she pays jenny a visit after she posts that pic of dan and serena (season 3 finale), episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, thats a good one. Blair: I wouldn't miss it. Skeeter Skeetch - assistant to Bula at the paper. And who am I? Serena's look was modeled after Kate Moss. Take one It Girl on a pedestal. Per WaPo: In a monologue filled with references to his abiding use of marijuana, the actor, who went on the show to promote his upcoming movie "Champions," said he read a script where "the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in . I always knew there was something! Serena No, no, listen, if it's Chuck it's not ok. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Dan and Serena enter]. Let me show you here, come here. In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. Hear me, you gamblers! Blair's throwing it. Serena You just love when a girl talks to you. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. Serena: There you are. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. Especially if its the middle one. Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clocks ticking. Chuck Last year the Sheperd wedding think I don't know why you left town? Party Guest: So, Nate, started thinking about college? Lily What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. [Jenny notices Serena and Erik walking towards them]. in my opinion, that's a great scene to show her vulnerability. Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off? Do you know how it felt, calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say: Serena didn't tell you that she moved to Connetticut? Whyd she return? Send me all the deets. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. Here are some Disney monologues for teenagers that Peterpaul suggests. [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. Serena This is this is not happening right now. I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. Chuck Serena looked effing hot last night. Sadly for Linda, she has never . GG: If I were you, S., Id be worried. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. This is pointless. Blair has a unique way of explaining a situation with witty humor, and even though she's frustrated with Serena's focus on her love interest Aaron Rose in this scene, Blair still manages to make a joke. Jenny Hi, uhm, this is my brother or [Jenny gestures behind her, notices Dan is gone, Dan is hiding behind a rack of dresses, watching Serena]. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Dan I'm gonna do a lap, ok? Isabel So cute! Top Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes. Nate There is no problem. Go home and study, b. [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. Not the kind of all knowing beautiful, just beautiful like they say in the movies and in our dreams. Blair's mom's at the country house. I told you I love parties. 13. vagabondeluxe 5 mo. Chuck Best friend and the boyfriend. Concierge Well, he claims he found your cell phone. [EXT NEW YORK - PARK - Chuck and Nate are taking a walk, smoking a Joint]. Asher is gay and I have the correspondence to prove it. Find teen monologues. AMY I don't know. Excuse me while I pull out a hanky and pass it to S and D. Looks like Im not the only one who cries at weddings. Maybe push it back every so often so I don't have the heavy weight in my heart. These are Blair's wisest quotes. This included a lot of "nonchalant fashion," which he described as "having that 'I've traveled to Europe' vibe." Blair explainsthat her mom has been single and heartbroken and when Serena says that she's sorry, Blair quips that she doesn't think so. I overreacted you say it's in the past, it's in the past. Don't believe me. All Rights Reserved, 25 Girl Monologues for Auditions and Castings, Top 25 Girl Monologues from Original Plays, Dont Leave Me Without Muffin (drama) 1 Minute. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. Serena Oh, I've missed your witty banter. RELATED:5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible). Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. NEXT: Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show. Or my mom's paxils? Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Lily Guess what I found for you a dress for 'Kiss On The Lips'. This is the last item that goes to press without proof. The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. It's just a rough patch, that's all. What we're entitled to is a trust fund maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. Serena Oh well, if the happy couple didn't want to put up a catch for the bar they should let me be where I want to be. When the guy is sitting at the bar talking to some other scum and saying,"She's so beautiful." This is how I felt. Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. Revenge. Nate Thanks for meeting me. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. In the season 2 episode "Bonfire of the Vanity," Blair is upset about her mom Eleanor falling in love with Cyrus Rose. 12. I love you, Maria. XOXO Gossip Girl. Dan Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted it for travel time. Rufus I should go tune that. Status report people. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little. And Blair has a two-for-one special. XOXO. Well, The Next Time You, Talk To God, Would You Ask Him To Send My Boyfriend Back To. Serena Uhm, from last night, right? And everyone is talking. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 24, 2007, 3:15:23 PM, HELP: EMERGENCY. And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. We hear its best served cold. Now have good night, we're closing the kitchen early. When the cats away, the mice will play. While it might not be healthy, their betrayals exemplify that Blair and Serena can get through anything. Send me all the deets. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck puts a bundle of Dollar bills into the jacket of the chef, Alfonso and his staff leave]. Erik, hi. And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. Gossip Girl: Spotted at The Palace Hotel: S and B having a heart-to-heart. Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. Some people may see what was there all along. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. Eric: Yeah, Wow. in my opinion, thats a great scene to show her vulnerability, 2x25 when she tells Chuck she loves him so much it consumes her, its peak acting moment from Leighton. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Rufus Maybe if musicians would get off their blogs and picked up their guitars then music business would be in better shape. Howie Maybe not right now. Dan I don't know, I think she would be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. Wonder whos going down next? GG: Doesnt Chuck know a party isnt a party until someone crashes? I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Jenny: Come on, Dan. Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. And you're kinda not invited. This quote is applicable to several of the friendships in Gossip Girl, as friends are like a safety net who are always there to catch each other when they fall. Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey. Gossip Girl. That's why you make us go to private schools. Nate Oh, I just wanted to see how you were. When any of the BFFs are in a fight, no amount of brunches, vacations, or spa days canmend a broken heart. I'm sure you have no feelings for her anymore. It's been good for her. "She won't go speechless! With friends like these who needs armies? If there's one thing the characters inGossip Girlnever do, it's judge each other for their past. Although the kid giving the monologue might not understand all the jokes, it's all in the delivery. When she's not writing, Aya enjoys working out, reading a good book (usually a thriller) with a cup of coffee, and spending time with friends and family. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. For Serena sleeping in her own bed, possibly wearing pyjamas. Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. That is what the Bible tells us. Sererna: Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! The ghost of partys past. XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. Serena No, no, that that was then. 1. And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. ], [Dan gets another text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:44 PM, 911, 4 REAL PLEASE. Serena van der Woodsen. The CW. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. Her time at Gigantic Studios increased her love for film production, but she will always be a television fanatic above all. [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. Dan: How many times do I have to tell you? Monologue is from CW's Gossip Girl episode 1x08 "Seventeen Candles" performed originally by Leighton Meester as Blair WaldorfActressInstagram: @SamiGotskindE. They should be framed or something. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. have a holly jolly Christmas. Oh my god. Gossip Girl: Is that a smile we see on Bs lips? And I can be proud of who I am. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Met: an S. and B. power struggle.Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. Look for her. You shouldnt give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again. Amy Adams 'Junebug'. Hi! GG: Some might call this a fustercluck, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon. Everything that Blair says is clever, whether she's speaking about matters of the heart or her changing friendship with Serena Van Der Woodsen. Gossip Girl: And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. Truth is, I never went to bed. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute. Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. We have a feeling this ones to the death. Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty? See for yourselves. The ends are dry. Series 1: 1. Will she use it as ammunition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms? Enjoy reading and share 6 famous quotes about Gossip Girl Monologue with everyone. I just Blair Because it's just yours to take if you want it? Serena Mmh, yummy! I'll see you at school tomorrow. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Rufus is putting up flyers for a concert of his band 'Lincon Hawk', Dan is with him]. On the Upper East Side its easy to think the world is exactly as it appears. Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 9 Soundtrack. Sererna: Well, I don't think we can top this one. Humiliated, party of one. Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn. The Kiss on the Lips party is just around the corner. 12 Angry Villains. This one looks like a scorcher. Chuck: The airport. When Serena comes back to New York City, Blair isn't sure if Serena has changed andBlair feelslost and disconnected, unsure where they stand. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. Dan Well, no offense if I sound surprised since I've never been invited. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. Blair Is it too much? - monologue of the insecure . It's a Wonderful Lie. Rachel has worked with several media outlets and written television reviews featured on Rotten Tomatoes. Serena: Yeah, I just I don't feel well. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. AN ANGEL OF FORCED LOVE: Brian makes his case for how he thinks he can learn to love his girlfriend. Actor 1. Or can these two hotties work it out? Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Palace: Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage. Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her].